Crouton Winner

overhumor:

well dont just stand there get my fucking drink

i would build this for escobar, but he’s too prissy to swim

overhumor:

well dont just stand there get my fucking drink

i would build this for escobar, but he’s too prissy to swim

(via slay-z)

don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a child

don’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask

don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat

don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me

don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it

(Source: tamamuratamao, via palewhiteflesh)